I really just wanna walk around looking like this.
your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
I read that in a very french accent
I love that cat’s mustache.
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
My sub in math was the biggest babe
Why did I never get subs like this.